The Bulwer-Lytton fiction contest is a yearly competition in which writers attempt to create the worst possible opening sentence to a novel. Google, for several reasons, should enter this year — in its latest self-driving car project report, the company writes: “As our honking algorithms improved, we’ve begun broadcasting our car horn to the world.”…

via Let it beep: Google’s self-driving cars may now honk, hum, and ‘pip’ — TechCrunch